No moving parts, no batteries
No monthly payments and no fees
Inflation proof, non-taxable
In fact it's quite reliable
It can't be stolen, won't pollute
One size fits all; do not dilute
It uses little energy
But yields results enormously
Relieves your tension and your stress
Invigorates your happiness
Combats depression, makes you beam -
and elevates your self esteem
Your circulation it corrects;
Without complicated side effects
It is, I think, the perfect drug
May I prescribe, my friend - the hug?
